I Am Taking Over the World, Don't Worry I'll Be Kind

Great news! I am getting a promotion! I am no longer a lowly coordinator, those days are gone. Now I am an Assistant Director! "Of what?" You may ask. And I would answer forthwith and with a stupid little smile on my face, "Of the Advising Center for now, later the world."

Do not be afraid, I plan on being a great leader and kind as well. I once had a bumper sticker that read, "when I take over the world your death will be quick and painless." Of course, that was just a joke, maybe inflicting a little pain is not a bad thing. Bwa ha ha ha.

Seriously, though, I'm happy since this means beaucoup $$$! Which is my main thrust (I will try to use the word "thrust" at least once in every post, I believe it will increase my readership as it has for Vicus). They can change my title to Floor Sweeper or Paper Clip Organizer and I would be just as happy as long as I got the $$$.

It is really funny that the whole week before I was told about my promotion, I had been scanning open positions and sighing and mumbling that I had no future in my present position. I had no clue that I was going to get this promotion, if I had had a clue I may have been more cheerful and a better butt-kisser! But this came out of the blue and I am so happy and contented now. For now.

I am celebrating on Friday at Content Hour! Please feel free to have a Margarita on me.